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Calvin was born on planet earth, stayed there for a while , moved on, came back, f****d off again, got bored of that so settled in 20th century England, is f*****g bored with it, in fact is so bored he didn’t even notice the 21st century starting, every sodding day is the pissing same, England is a s***hole, he says. It is tardy, full of people and he wants to know where the hell all these idiots come from. He sees no point in their existence and wants to distance himself from the disease that is modern man, unless they accept that material wealth and greed are a mental illness, they will continue to rape this beautiful planet for the glory of money. Twats!

Calvin’s Film Recommendations To See Before You Join The Afterlife:

1. Inner Space. I love inner spaces, they are much better than outer spaces.

2. Short Circuit. I really like the character Jonny5, he is so realistic that I could hardly believe he was acting.

3. Cocktail. Brian Brown or is it Graeme Green is brilliant as a waiter

4. Labyrinth. David Bowie is such a good actor I think he really is the king of the goblins.

5. Jason and the Argonauts. The best animation ,cg, and video effects work ever. Those skelingtons look like real life fighting skelingtons.

Calvin’s Top 3 Songs To Listen To (Whilst You’re Still In This Life)

1. Informer by Snow

2. MMMbop by Hanson

3. Barbie Girl by Aqua

Calvin’s philosophy for a happy life:

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but rarely can you pick your friends nose!

If he could ask any director one question it would be:

Wrigley Scott, Bladerunner, WHY CAN’T YOU LEAVE IT ALONE ? FOR THE SAKE OF BUDDAH AND THE LOVE OF GOD , MOVE ON MAN !

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